so i figured they probably don't have tik tok here bc why would they right? weird parallel universe or w/e
but the thing is they do and it's bizarre
the only posts are from the resort and they're all about the resort like what people are doing here and how great it is just the same weird shit over and over no jokes or anything
like a bunch of audience plants or smth or like one big ad over and over
[He can hear her laugh, and for the 100th time since arriving, he's so glad that they're neighbors. The way his stomach flips just to know she's that close...]
excellent production begins tomorrow coffee and donuts first
text - @ esther moreau
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Do you know him?
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he seems like kind of a prick though right?
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[ Which is British for 'yes, just a bit.' Sorry Mika. ]
Are you going to give it a miss?
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i mean
free booze probably
do u wanna come with?
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I should tell you a secret though
Or maybe it's not much of a secret, idk
I'm not very fun at parties
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im not very fun in general
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Parties are just
very loud
and very crowded
and historically I'm not fantastic in situations like that
but free booze does sound good though, so...
I'll go with you
but if you ask me to dance I'm bolting.
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yeah deal
if i start dancing on my own feel free to bolt too
it can be pretty embarrassing for everyone involved
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That'd only be more of a reason for me to stay though, surely?
Someone needs to film it :)
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i wouldn't even blame you
i have more than once seen myself on the "nyc parties" tik tok page
oof
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bc why would they right?
weird parallel universe or w/e
but the thing is they do
and it's bizarre
the only posts are from the resort and they're all about the resort
like what people are doing here and how great it is
just the same weird shit over and over
no jokes or anything
like a bunch of audience plants or smth
or like one big ad over and over
isn't that weird??
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Just creepy as shit
Are we supposed to post to it?
I can imagine our network party-thrower would jump at the chance
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at least i don't think
idk what he looks like, but he's probably p hard to miss
maybe we should make some videos lol
just to see if they post maybe
im not usually the curious type i guess but
its just so weird
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You can make the video, I'll hold the camera
Not sure the first kidnapped-guest video needs my face in it
Although I suppose making an 'aesthetic' sort of tiktok with music wouldn't be awful; the setting's certainly beautiful enough
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various clips of the resort
pools, beach, shops, people with black eyes asking if there’s a security force
and then this for the audio
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That's it
That's all we need
Perfect, I love it.
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excellent
production begins tomorrow
coffee and donuts first